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Saturday, September 7, 2013

An 'open' letter to Obama!


My dear Barrack Obama Jr.,

Hope this missive finds you amidst spending more time in the war-room of the Pentagon rather than in the playing grounds of the White house with Sasha and Malia, a situation you are drawn to as your infamous predecessors drew. I’m Ravi from Chennai, India, the cradle of human race. I wish to share something useful and hope it gets to your eyes->brain quickly! Allow me to get angry sometimes.

Wouldn’t the Soul of Mahatma Gandhi weep in his grave if you were to strike @ Syria now?

I’ll get to the point straight. You, personally, seemed to stand at the cusp of a historical blunder- That of planning to start airstrikes against Syria. Even the common man has already dubbed it as a possible start of World-War III. Mahatma Gandhi, the person you admire most would weep in his grave if you even think of an airstrike in Syria which if proceeded would probably spiral into a catastrophe not only in Syria/West Asia, but in America as well! The peace and fun-loving Americans don’t seem to approve of this either. Only the American Power Center (APC), as usual, thinks - “So what, Might is RIGHT? “

WHY, WHY, time and again, APC willfully generates so much -Ve energy to America & Americans?

My dear, may we ask you and the infamous Bush’s-a fundamental Question? Well, internal strife of various kinds was/is there somewhere in the world - Be it India or Indonesia, Srilanka or Syria, Burma or Bangladesh. Well, America never bothered to intervene when Lady Aung San Suu Kyi, a champion of democracy in Burma against the military junta was languishing in forced solitude for over a decade (or) when supposedly 100,000 Tamils were butchered during the last days of the war in the killing fields of Mullaithivu in Srilanka. On the contrary, didn’t America screw up BIG time in Afghanistan or Iraq or Libya, over and over? Can you FEEL the sufferings of the people there? Their cries of despair? Of lost limbs and lives? LIFE turning topsy-turvy overnight for millions? People forced to live in a tinder-box like situation! As I key-stroke this, I develop goose-bumps, dear Obama as I FEEL for every single Iraqi or a Syrian or a Libyan or a Pathani in despair like we feel for an Indian or an American friend. Can’t you FEEL the humongous -Ve energy generated notably against America in/from all parts of the world?

NLP must have taught you that there is only ENERGY which exists- Which is +Ve,-Ve and Neutral (Peace). Can EVER America, live in peace, NOW and in the future-When APC, by its violent thoughts and actions, time and again, wantonly generated/generates humongous -Ve Energy for Americans? Can you discuss on this with Sasha and friends? With Agassi and Steffi together? Or with Shakira? Or with any ‘pure’ spiritual guru from India? Or with any pure NLP coach?

Greed Vs NEED

“Mr.President, WHY so much of special American ‘interest’ in West Asia, everyone is asking?” Even the kid on the street says that it’s FOR your ‘life-line’ Oil nay Energy. And maybe, you want to sell arms to shore up your screwed-up economy based on “credit culture”- On “Greed than Need”? Even a layman could SEE the TRUTH in this.

To capture 1 in-human person, do you have to wage a war against a country?

What we fail to understand what you did in Iraq or now planning to in Syria is simply one thing - Do you have to destroy a country, make them suffer in your quest to eliminate or capture 1 person who are supposedly in-human like Saddam or Bashar? Is your Pentagon, CIA, FBI, Home State Dept. and your billions of dollars SO inept that they couldn’t go near Saddam THEN or Bashar, NOW? Meanwhile, can you check with the lunatic(Sic) Bush’s what they gained by waging a war in Afghanistan and Iraq? Are they able to sleep properly without tablets or alcohol? I suspect they won’t die so easily. I strongly suspect that for their crimes against humanity, notably in Afg/Iraq that they may lose BOTH their physical and mental equilibrium, the latter to start with, if not already. Do you want to follow their path? I/V love you, dear Obama. THINK.

You know, even Satvic’s are violently perturbed seeing American violent one-upmanship!

“Dear Obama, do you know what happened this morning?” After our usual rigorous badminton session, otherwise a calm-and-composed, an erudite scholar friend of mine turned violent in his words against America when the topic turned to Syria. I made him understand that ‘America’ is a great concept screwed up BIG time by those in power, time and again by the APC, much akin to the great land Bharath a.k.a India, as many opine, looted BIG time by one family and their coterie post-1947! I also made him understand that Americans by nature are very friendly and fun loving. But my Question is “HOW your single thought of attacking Syria provokes a Satvic scholar behave violently???” This is no fiction, this is real. That Ravi getting angry is like saying sugar is sweet, thy very name is anger-personified. However, NOT my friend who was kind of forced to use violent words which is not his usual self! So, shall we say a million Osama’s born/thousands re-born for every single violent actions of the Obama’s?

Rigorous Focus on developing Renewable Energy is the NEED of the hour, isn‘t it?

May I suggest something useful, which is real? What you want from Middle East is stocking oil for the future, right? My dear, according to our eminent scientist Abdul Kalam, Oil, being a non-renewable energy, will be extinct in a couple of decades! “WHAT will you/we do then? Suck our thumbs?” So, instead of spending more time in the war-room(Sic) at Pentagon or White house, suggest spend more time more with Sasha, Malia and friends and also rigorously following up what the heck your scientists are doing after gobbling so many billions of dollars on research on renewable energy sources? Why don’t America lead the world on this? The wonder plant family of ‘Jatropha Curcas L’ is a case in point. If in doubt, please check with Reinhard K. Henning, regarded as ‘The Father of Jatropha’. That’s the way forward. That’s visionary, isn’t it? Of course, while most people will be benefitted, the gun-lobby or military lobby won’t be. So be it.

Do you know WHY you were given the Nobel Peace Prize when you know that you didn’t deserve?

My dear President, do you know WHY the wise counsel of Nobel foundation gave ‘Nobel Prize for Peace’ for you immediately when you were elected first time, when you did nothing worthwhile to receive that much-coveted prize? It was given to ‘reform’ the thought process of the APC. It is to make the Captain of America work for peace. Not to become war-mongers like your predecessors for all the WRONG reasons. Not to make innocent women and children, the aged suffer for no rhyme or reason. To make you ‘walk-the-talk’ that America often makes, seldom practice.

In the lighter vein, I plan to sell my Telly! You know WHY?

Obama, I couldn’t sleep or eat watching the gory scenes of Telly in Afg/Iraq wars. In the lighter vein, if you strike at Syria or anywhere, I intend to sell my Telly as I can’t watch humans destructing another, seeing science becoming an enemy to mankind and still BE sane. Science and Technology must always remain a friend to mankind, for the benefit of mankind, not to destroy one another! The souls of Alfred Nobel and Albert Einstein would weep seeing APC’s actions in Afg/Iraq in the recent memory and Syria in the pipeline now, thoroughly misusing technology!

And finally, some words of wisdom – “What a rat-race, for what?”

I/V citizens of this lovely place called ‘Mother Earth’, tied to a common umbilical cord, earnestly hope that better sense would prevail in you in the Syrian situation. There are numerous non-violent ways of capturing  in-human person(s) anywhere in the world, in whatever place/position he/she is. All I personally request is, please, let’s all of us learn a single thought from the lovely mountainous country of Bhutan where they measure nation’s growth by Gross Domestic Happiness(GDH) and not GDP what we stupidly and blindly follow! “What a rat-race, for what?” - I mean at the individual, family, race, national and global level? And you, Obama, since you are captain of not only America but supposedly of Mother Earth as well (as APC thinks), I thought it’s prudent to leave these thoughts with you enable to make the world a better place to live. Especially in the troubled Middle East and Africa. What do you say?

I fervently hope that in your remaining tenure you would work for global peace and disarmament, on renewable energy, starting with your country first. That way, the soul of Mahatma Gandhi or Alfred Nobel or our beloved Steve Jobs would bless you! Else…

My regards to Madame Michelle Obama and hugs to Sasha and Malia.

Look forward to hearing from you. Apologies for my anger, albeit a functional one!

With Love and Cheers!

Yours Truly,

Ravi

Saturday, June 2, 2012

An Interview with GOD-Part II


My dear friends,


Hope YOU and your folks enjoyed the Juices laced with humour in the 5th May blog ‘Interview with God’-Part I. GOD, being the Giver, Operator and Destroyer. It had to rush for a closed door meeting with Jesus and Mohammed, leaving the last posed Question unanswered.

Ravi: Love you God darling, how are you? What happened in the closed door meeting?

GOD: De Ravi, thanks for your unconditional love. Well, it was a useless meeting with Jesus and Mohammed groups for the umpteenth time. I’m calling upon Krish(na) to resolve this issue. I have lost my patience. Krishna, you know, is deadly. Jesus and Mohammed are immortals. They have already merged with the cosmic ocean. They have become abundant sources of energy.

Ravi: Oh yes, we know. Some people, especially Indian woman simply adore Krishna. God, many people here in India think and propagate that everything in their lives happens according to your whims and fancy and that they don’t have any control over the happenings in their life. If it’s true, then are you NOT a PERMENANT match-fixer, a BRUTAL manipulator of the highest order?

Is GOD REALLY a BRUTAL manipulator and a PERMENANT match-fixer?

GOD: Well, well, Ravi – That’s indeed a ‘bouncer’ to me and without ducking it, I shall try to hook it for a ‘DLF Maximum’. Ravi Kanna, the answer is Yes and NO. Understand this deeply first. Think.
It’s YES for people who have studied only mythology and are highly spiritual and NO for NON-believers and for the majorly scientific brain. Rarely do they meet. That’s THE situation. BUT, I said YES and NO to you as I am aware you are both a believer and a non-believer, the third category for whom science meets sex and spirituality. Iconoclastic sages have this understanding of me, i.e. GOD.

Ravi: Awesome. Thank you so much for this understanding. For some people in either category, “It’s my way, or the highway”. I wish they see the link between Science, Sex and Spirituality for sheer wisdom.

God’s poser to Ravi

God: Can I ask you a Question? I wonder WHY you don’t ask ME anything? I chanced through the ‘Favours asked’ database and found that you have asked for only 1 favour – That of having 2 girl children. Nothing else you have asked me, EVEN in precarious situations! Why son?

Ravi: Well, God, you only told me that my soul was in a doggie’s body last birth. So, I thank you everyday for being born as a human(e) being, Nothing more. Nothing less. Yes, I yearned for sisters at childhood. I was not fortunate. Thank you. NOW, I have 2 for company in the form of biological girl children... What more can I ask?

Why it’s awesome to have more girl children NOW than EVER before?

God: But girls means more expenditure, right, in your society?

Ravi: I understood that It’s “LAW of Economics”, God. Today, in India, women, are in short supply AND are more empowered as well. Women are SEEN everywhere – from IIT’s & IIM’s from Panchayat to parliament, from Entertainment to Environment, in IT or Beauty, from BPO’s to boardrooms. Gone are the days where the domain of the typical Indian woman was in kitchen and bedroom! I suspect, tomorrow, in India, men would have to pay dowry in-order to marry a woman! Already, it’s happening in Haryana where the women-starved men (because of female infanticide) are paying dowries to marry women from Kerala. So, it’s simple Smithsonian economics of demand and supply that rules the roost.

God, I’m worried about lovely American people. Please do something.

Ravi: God, I’m worried about lovely American people. Mindlessly, their rulers have misused / misusing their position, time and again. I could not digest both the Iraq/Afghan wars, sitting in Chennai, watching gory scenes on the Telly.  How you intend to bring sense to America that “Might is NOT RIGHT”?. They bribed Obama with the Nobel Prize for Peace when he MERELY announced the closure of Guatamono bay. They are NOW fiddling needlessly with Iran. Iran is unlike Iraq. They are more intelligent and deadly. Like Israel, they have lots of scientific brains who can even destroy humanity if pushed needlessly like America does, if their backs scratched by America time and again. Not Americans. Americans, by nature are peace-loving and very friendly, we all know. Hence, my concern.

GOD: That’s a tall order, Ravi. I doubt if they would learn. However, it shall be taken care, Ravi. You please don’t lose sleep. I understand your LOVE for Americans. However, the ‘grand design of the cosmos’ would prevail. If Destruction like the 2004 Tsunami or 9/11 or 26/11 is required for mankind to become KIND, with every soul on earth, then, so be it.

WHY this ‘KOLAVERI’, God? Why sometimes you unleash the ‘D’ side in you?

Ravi: Sorry, God, I can’t fathom Destruction of that order for whatever reason. Not just you, ‘Every soul is Godly’; my daughters go further in saying that their doggie doll, the piano too are Godly! No one has any right to kill anyone. Why the hell you unleashed Tsunami at my brethren in the coasts of Indonesia, India and Srilanka in 2004? Why are you SO cruel sometimes? You took away everyone – The one prayed to you and the one who didn’t? WHY this ‘kolaveri’ GOD, from time to time’?

GOD: My child, destruction and construction are two sides of the same coin. Do you understand? Constructive large scale construction follows these destructions. Haven’t you seen how the lives of the Tsunami affected changed for the better than ever before? Look, till whole of ‘mankind’ BECOMES ‘manKIND’, my destructions will continue. However am not to be blamed for man-made destructions of oneself or inflicting on others and the effects of continued rape of the environment. These man-made can be prevented. That’s how the grand cosmic design is! So, You guys screw up yourself and those around you MORE than I screw you folks. I screw up nicely once a while. You guys torture body, brain and soul, one way or the other!! Hah Ha! Idiot, You are conveniently blaming me!

And what’s God’s entertainment?

Ravi: Super. You are NOW talking OUR language. Tell me, HOW come, most mythological creations were majorly with wars and women? Were you watching the entertainment happening on Earth?

GOD:. Watching you folks twist and turn, toss and tumble in LIFE is a great entertainment for our God fraternity, as you people watch evil soap operas on the Telly or gossip about fellow humans or cherish watching IPL.

Is GOD THEN an evil force?

Ravi: Hello God, you are showing your ‘evil’ nature here. You are talking like a sadistic Hitler or like Saddam’s elder son?

GOD: Stupid. Hitler was my creation. Saddam Hussein was my creation as well and so are his many official and non-official progenies. Mahatma Gandhi and Mother Teresa were also my creation. Each one had their roles to play; some played to perfection, some delighted me and some misused blatantly. The ones who misused….

Ravi: I know you are NOT a sweetie pie, God darling, “What did you do to the souls of especially Hitler, Gen Dyre”?

GOD: You have been to Sabarimala right? En-route the hill, have you not spotted a beggar with NO limbs, eyes gorged, but can speak well? HE carries Hitler’s soul in him. For the last sixty odd years he is there only. HE will spend another 80 years at the same place, begging for pardon. Need to explain where are the others?

Newly Inducted GODS

Ravi: Ayyo, you are deadly. Dunno what’s in store for me. You are scaring me, God! And where is Mahatma Gandhi’s soul NOW?

GOD: Chillax, my boy. As regards Gandhiji, he’s already part of our GOD Jr. fraternity. It’s like a ‘Hall of Nobility’ you may like to call – from time to time till they merge into the vast cosmos. The concept is like ‘Hall of fame’. And he deserves, doesn’t he? Mother Teresa has also joined the list. They are undergoing ‘induction programme’ now.

Ravi: Yes, MY LORD. we Indians have built a temple for Gandhiji in Orissa! By the way, there is a rumour mill doing rounds that the world would end by 2012! Have you planed any such thing?

GOD: Open your eyes and understand Evolution of species, mankind etc. and where ALL you folks on Mother Earth have grown from physiological, scientific and psychological perspective. See you soon. Take care.

Ravi: Thank you GOD for your time. Would love to touch base with you again… C you again soon…

Folks, hope you enjoyed this never happened ‘Interview with GOD’-Part II. No offences meant to anyone, including GOD. Understand and cherish the ‘juices’ and  the satirical humour without hurting anyone. Intend to continue this series as we are getting more questions from our friends. The interview with GOD series would have a common thread and that is…

“God is a hypothesis which can NEVER BE PROVED but CAN always be FELT. However, Godliness is present in everyone” - ‘Yours Truly’

AND there is NO right for anyone to kill anyone, be it animalistic animals or humane animals, humane humans or animalistic humans (Like me?) Hah Ha!

Signing off sending you all joules of positive energy. Please don’t forget to share that awesome energy, the constructive LIFE force with your lovely folks as well!

Cheers for a ‘Born Again’ weekend!


G&W
Ravi